…tears, fuzzies, and explosions…

If you are manly enough to do something unmanly and still be manly, it is proof of manliness.

Suppose you’re feeling like watching a movie.  You’re trying to decide what to watch and some female acquaintance that you’re hanging with suggests one of those movies designed for only one gender: chick flicks.  The ladies love these movies.  They make them smile, laugh, cry, and feel warm fuzzies.  Girls are happy when watching chick flicks.  Guys are usually either bored with, annoyed by, or confused by these movies.  We don’t understand why every relationship in the film is complex, usually involving at least three people.  We don’t understand why all the characters are so emotionally imbalanced, driven to tears by the slightest things.  And mostly, we don’t get how anyone could watch something with no explosions for two hours.

Now some guys at this point would say, “only girls should watch chick flicks.”  But those are loserly jerks who wouldn’t recognize a gentleman if one walked up and bit ‘em in the face, which is also not a very gentlemanly thing to do.  A true gentleman would be okay with watching an occasional chick flick for the sake of the members of the female population.  They don’t lose man-points; they may even gain them!  An unmanly activity can be conquered by taking on the right attitude and being confident in your manliness.  In conclusion,

If you are manly enough to do something unmanly and still be manly, it is proof of manliness.

***NOTE – THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS TO THIS RULE, SUCH AS TWILIGHT.***

DrJ

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Published in: Uncategorized on February 12, 2011 at 7:41 am  Comments (1)  

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  1. haha! Dude I gain man points all the time.


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