One tic-tac is unmanly, you need both a tic and a tac.
We were in the middle of a road trip to Columbus State about 15 minutes away, when Michael offered us tic-tacs. You know, those “candies” for people too lazy to brush their teeth… But as Ben took a single tic-tac, Jordan and Andrew gasped in astonishment, and Michael nearly rear-ended the car in front of us. We quickly informed Ben of his grave, near-fatal error:
One tic-tac is unmanly, you need both a tic and a tac.
He will never make the same mistake again. In fact, he now calls them “tough-tacs.”
DrJ
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